Hey, glad to see you were able to make it. This is TheFantomLegend here, and I'm going to introduce you to The Valley's official unofficial blog!
Well, let me start off by explaining what The Valley is (although if you're here, you should probably already know. If you do, you can skip this paragraph). The Valley is a popular chatroom on the gaming website Kongregate. What makes Kong so different from the other gaming websites is that Kong has a chatroom alongside every game, has badges and achievements, and has its own card game. Most people play for those reasons, because although Kong has a lot of games, let's face it. Newgrounds could beat the living daylights out of Kong if it were up to amount of games on the site. Luckily, it's not.
So, you're probably wondering, "Why the hell does Valley need a blogspot?" Well, that's a good question and it deserves a good answer. Unfortunetly, Kralis isn't around, so I'll have to answer. We're going to use this blog to keep people updated about the happenings around Kong's Valley. We'll be posting game reviews, new additions to the valley, contests, and much, much more.
Now you're thinking, "Ok...still seems like a stupid idea..." (and if you're not, you'd damn well better start! This is my blog...I mean, The Valley's blog...and you'd better do as we say in here! Please). Well, if you're thinking that, you're right. It's a stupid idea. And just because I said it's a stupid idea doesn't mean it's Mario's. Mario is busy ignoring me or something. But, right, back on track, we thought it'd be pretty cool to have this, since so many other chatrooms don't.
And now, a little customer service. I will be making a forum of sorts on the site, and there will be a suggestions box. Just post your suggestions in there when ever you feel like it. Also, I'm not sure how we're going to get you to be able to send it to us yet, but we'll be accepting game reviews that you've written and we'll post them (assuming they don't suck).
Well, that's it. In about 30 seconds though, I'm going to post a really important post: Valley politics. Well...that's it for now...